Alcohol is not provided, so please bring your own drinks. We'll provide soft drinks, water, hot drinks and slushies.
THE LOWDOWN
A relaxed garden festival to celebrate Scott turning 40. Come along, bring the family, grab a drink, eat some food and generally have a brilliant time.
Kids are very welcome. This is a family-friendly party.
Grills, popcorn, chocolate fountain, ice cream, birthday cake, sweets, crisps and nibbles — all at set times.
We're in a marquee, so a bit of British weather won't stop SCOTFEST.
🎟️ RSVP
Are you coming to SCOTFEST? Let us know so we know roughly how many hungry people, competitive idiots and karaoke stars we're dealing with. 😂
❤️ COME FOR AN HOUR. STAY FOR THE WHOLE THING.
Stay for an hour, stay for the day — we just want you there.
Come for the BBQ. Stay for the karaoke. Pop in for the Bonkers Bingo madness. Wander off. Come back for the Silent Disco. Whatever works — we'd just love to see you.
THE TIMETABLE
Times are deliberately relaxed — this is a festival, not a military operation.
ARRIVAL 🎉
Arrive, settle in, grab a drink and get yourself festival-ready.
GRILLS OPEN 🍔
Burgers and sausages are on. Get stuck in.
SCOTFEST GARDEN OLYMPICS 🏆
Serious competition. Questionable sporting ability.
SCOTFEST QUIZ 🧠
Five rounds. Thirty questions. Thirty chances to prove you know things.
SCOTFEST BONKERS BINGO 🎱
Eyes down. Party up. Expect music, challenges, shouting and complete nonsense.
SILENT KARAOKE 🎤
Karaoke with Silent Disco headsets. Sing like nobody can hear you. Because they can't.
SILENT DISCO 🎧
Headphones on. Dignity off. Properly encouraged from 8pm.
CHILL DOWN 🌙
You've done enough. Grab a drink, have a chat and wind things down.
GAME OVER, GET OUT 🥳
That's a wrap. Thanks for making SCOTFEST brilliant!
RUNNING THROUGHOUT SCOTFEST
📸 PHOTOBOOTHOpen all evening. Evidence that you were actually there.
🍬 SWEET CART4:00–9:00pm. Because you're never too old for sweets.
🎧 SILENT DISCOHeadphones from 4pm. Officially encouraged from 8pm.
🍿 POPCORN5:00–9:00pm. Fresh popcorn, because every great festival needs popcorn.
🥤 SOFT DRINKS & WATER4:00–9:30pm. Hydration sorted.
FOOD, DRINK & FESTIVAL STUFF
We've got the important things covered. You bring yourself, your own alcoholic drinks and your questionable dancing.
SCOTFEST IS BYOD!
Bring Your Own Drinks. Alcohol isn't provided, so bring your own alcoholic drinks and anything else you'd like to drink.
THE GRILL · 4:30–7:30PM
Burgers and sausages from 4:30pm. Get stuck in.
DRINKS · 4:00–9:30PM
Soft drinks, water and hot drinks are available throughout. Slush Station runs 5:00–8:00pm.
POPCORN · 5:00–9:00PM
Fresh popcorn throughout the main part of the party. Maximum festival snack levels.
CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN · 5:00–8:00PM
Chocolate fountain goodness while it lasts.
ICE CREAM · 6:00–7:30PM
Because apparently one dessert isn't enough.
BIRTHDAY CAKE · 7:00PM
Time to celebrate the main event: Scott turning 40.
SWEET CART · 4:00–9:00PM
Open all evening. Childhood rules still apply.
FAMILIES WELCOME
Bring the family. Kids are very welcome at this very unofficial garden festival.
FOOD & DRINKS — WHEN TO GET THEM
SWEET CART
4:00–9:00pm
Open all evening.
THE GRILL
4:30–7:30pm
Burgers & sausages.
POPCORN
5:00–9:00pm
Fresh popcorn.
CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN
5:00–8:00pm
Chocolatey chaos.
ICE CREAM
6:00–7:30pm
Cold, sweet and very necessary.
BIRTHDAY CAKE
7:00pm
Time to celebrate Scott's 40th.
SOFT DRINKS & WATER
4:00–9:30pm
Hydration sorted.
SLUSH STATION
5:00–8:00pm
Slushies while they last.
HOT DRINKS
4:00–9:30pm
Tea, coffee and other hot stuff.
CRISPS & NIBBLES
4:00–9:30pm
Help yourself.
SCOTFEST GARDEN OLYMPICS
Serious competition. Questionable sporting ability. No training required.
THE SCOTT WELLY WANG
Three welly throws at the bullseye. Accuracy rather than distance.
BEAN BAG TOSS
Five throws. Aim for the targets. Record your score and move on.
HOOPLA
Five hoops onto the targets. Skill, luck and questionable technique all welcome.
SPLAT THE RAT
Thirty seconds. Smack as many rats as you can. Pure garden chaos.
TOILET ROLL TOSS
Five rolls into three buckets. The further bucket is worth more.
EGG & SPOON OF DOOM
Complete the course against the clock. Try not to wear breakfast.
TIN CAN ALLEY
Three throws at six cans. Knock them down and collect the points.
BUCKET TOSS
Five throws into three buckets. Different distances, different points.
SCOTFEST BONKERS BINGO 🎉
This isn't your nan's bingo.
EYES DOWN. PARTY UP.
A high-energy twist on bingo with music, dancing, ridiculous challenges, audience participation, prizes and plenty of shouting. One minute you're marking off your card. The next you're on your feet doing something you absolutely weren't expecting.
🎱 Bingo rounds🎵 Music & party tunes
💃 Dance challenges🎤 Audience participation
😂 Ridiculous mini-games🏆 Prizes
📣 Plenty of shouting🚨 Unexpected Bonkers Bingo nonsense
SCOTFEST PHOTO MISSIONS
Got your phone? Good. Your mission is to create some ridiculous memories.
Recreate the cover of your favourite album.
Get a photo with someone you didn't arrive with.
Get everyone to look in completely different directions.
Take the most serious photograph possible.
Get as many people into one photo as possible.
Get a photo with Scott. Ideally before he disappears.
SCOTFEST PASSPORT
Your official list of things you absolutely should do before the night is over.
☐ Enter SCOTFEST
☐ Play a Garden Olympics event
☐ Visit the Sweet Cart
☐ Have a PhotoBooth photo
☐ Try the Silent Disco
☐ Sing Karaoke
☐ Complete a Photo Mission
☐ Take part in Bonkers Bingo
☐ Have a slushie
☐ Tell Scott he's old
SCOTFEST WEATHER WATCH
We'll keep an eye on the skies. The forecast below updates automatically.
Checking the skies…
SHARE YOUR SCOTFEST
Got a photo from the night? Send it in and help build the SCOTFEST memory wall.
THE SCOTFEST PHOTO WALL
The photo wall is waiting for its first memories. 📸
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THE OFFICIAL PHOTOBOOTH
PhotoBooth pictures will be added here after the party.
GOOD TO KNOW
🍻 Can I bring my own drinks?
Absolutely — SCOTFEST is BYOD. Alcohol is not provided, so please bring your own alcoholic drinks and anything else you'd like to drink. We'll provide soft drinks, water, hot drinks and slushies.
👟 What should I wear?
Whatever you're comfortable in. Festival vibes encouraged. Sensible shoes may be useful for the garden.
👶 Are children welcome?
Yes! Families are very welcome.
🚗 What about parking?
Parking information will be added here before the party.
☔ What if it rains?
We're in a marquee. SCOTFEST is happening whatever the British weather decides to do.