Alcohol is not provided, so please bring your own drinks. We'll provide soft drinks, water, hot drinks and slushies.
THE LOWDOWN
A relaxed garden festival to celebrate Scott turning 40. Come along, bring the family, grab a drink, eat some food and generally have a brilliant time.
Kids are very welcome. This is a family-friendly party.
Grills, popcorn, chocolate fountain, ice cream, birthday cake, sweets, crisps and nibbles — all at set times.
We're in a marquee, so a bit of British weather won't stop SCOTFEST.
🎟️ RSVP
Are you coming to SCOTFEST? Let us know so we know roughly how many hungry people, competitive idiots and karaoke stars we're dealing with. 😂
❤️ COME FOR AN HOUR. STAY FOR THE WHOLE THING.
Stay for an hour, stay for the day — we just want you there.
Come for the BBQ. Stay for the karaoke. Pop in for the Bonkers Bingo madness. Wander off. Come back for the Silent Disco. Whatever works — we'd just love to see you.
FESTIVAL SITE — ON THE GROUND
The marquee is going up, the garden is taking shape and SCOTFEST is becoming a reality. Here’s how it’s looking behind the scenes.
The site is getting ready… photos from the setup will appear here. 🏕️
THE TIMETABLE
Times are deliberately relaxed — this is a festival, not a military operation.
ARRIVAL 🎉
Arrive, settle in, grab a drink and get yourself festival-ready.
GRILLS OPEN 🍔
Burgers and sausages are on. Get stuck in.
SCOTFEST GARDEN OLYMPICS 🏆
Serious competition. Questionable sporting ability.
SCOTFEST QUIZ 🧠
Five rounds. Thirty questions. Thirty chances to prove you know things.
SCOTFEST BONKERS BINGO 🎱
Eyes down. Party up. Expect music, challenges, shouting and complete nonsense.
SILENT KARAOKE 🎤
Karaoke with Silent Disco headsets. Sing like nobody can hear you. Because they can't.
SILENT DISCO 🎧
Headphones on. Dignity off. Properly encouraged from 8pm.
CHILL DOWN 🌙
You've done enough. Grab a drink, have a chat and wind things down.
GAME OVER, GET OUT 🥳
That's a wrap. Thanks for making SCOTFEST brilliant!
RUNNING THROUGHOUT SCOTFEST
📸 PHOTOBOOTHOpen all evening. Evidence that you were actually there.
🍬 SWEET CART4:00–9:00pm. Because you're never too old for sweets.
🎧 SILENT DISCOHeadphones from 4pm. Officially encouraged from 8pm.
🍿 POPCORN5:00–9:00pm. Fresh popcorn, because every great festival needs popcorn.
🥤 SOFT DRINKS & WATER4:00–9:30pm. Hydration sorted.
SCOTFEST PHOTO MISSIONS
Got your phone? Good. Your mission is to create some ridiculous memories.
Recreate the cover of your favourite album.
Get a photo with someone you didn't arrive with.
Get everyone to look in completely different directions.
Take the most serious photograph possible.
Get as many people into one photo as possible.
Get a photo with Scott. Ideally before he disappears.
SCOTFEST PASSPORT
Your official list of things you absolutely should do before the night is over.
☐ Enter SCOTFEST
☐ Play a Garden Olympics event
☐ Visit the Sweet Cart
☐ Have a PhotoBooth photo
☐ Try the Silent Disco
☐ Sing Karaoke
☐ Complete a Photo Mission
☐ Take part in Bonkers Bingo
☐ Have a slushie
☐ Tell Scott he's old
SCOTFEST WEATHER WATCH
We'll keep an eye on the skies. The forecast below updates automatically.
Checking the skies…
SHARE YOUR SCOTFEST
Got a photo from the night? Send it in and help build the SCOTFEST memory wall.
THE SCOTFEST PHOTO WALL
The photo wall is waiting for its first memories. 📸
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THE OFFICIAL PHOTOBOOTH
PhotoBooth pictures will be added here after the party.
GOOD TO KNOW
🍻 Can I bring my own drinks?
Absolutely — SCOTFEST is BYOD. Alcohol is not provided, so please bring your own alcoholic drinks and anything else you'd like to drink. We'll provide soft drinks, water, hot drinks and slushies.
👟 What should I wear?
Whatever you're comfortable in. Festival vibes encouraged. Sensible shoes may be useful for the garden.
👶 Are children welcome?
Yes! Families are very welcome.
🚗 What about parking?
Parking information will be added here before the party.
☔ What if it rains?
We're in a marquee. SCOTFEST is happening whatever the British weather decides to do.